Kelsi's Blog for 2008 September 2 (entry 0)

(2) Tue Sep 02 12:52:50 We get the puppy soon:

Just 2.5 weeks.

Comments:

Posted by Kathy at Wed Sep 03 12:16:56

You're naming the puppy after DAG's character? I like it, but if you're going that route I thought I'd give you some other suggestions, too:

Jack Silver
Huell Howser
Chief Thunderbear
Boobville
Mason Jar
Ethinyl, Estradiol (or any of DAG's children he needs to call to come into the house)
Ace Rockolla
Douchenozzle
Hobo Power
Attack Crows
Dr. Spaz
(if you get two dogs) Coffee and Dinetti
(if you end up hating it) Bonaduce

and my favorite,
Waffle Crapper

Posted by Brendan P. Smith at Fri Sep 05 16:47:54

There is still time. Rethink your decision.

Keep the cat. Do not get the dog.

If you get the dog, fuck it, I'm voting McCain.

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